“…you know I had a lot of things I wanted to do… I want to be a teacher… I also want to be an astronaut… and also make my own cake shop… I want to go to the sweets bakery and say ‘I want one of everything’… I want to go to an ice cream shop and say ‘I want one of everything’… Ohhhh, I wish I could live life five times over. Then I’d be born in five different places, and I’d stuff myself with different food from around the world… I’d live five different lives with five different occupations… and then, for those five times… I’d fall in love with the same person…”
“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.” -Winnie the Poo
Open a book this minute and start reading. Don’t move until you’ve reached page fifty. Until you’ve buried your thoughts in print. Cover yourself with words. Wash yourself away. Dissolve.
– Carol Shields (via fleurishes) Via Alis Volat Propiis
To the Douche who stole my wallet….
So you think you’re pretty clever? You go to Walgreen’s find some wallet and figure, “Ill take it! No one will find out…” WRONG!
I found out pretty fast. I blocked my card. And I found out where you used it and how much you used. Then a nice friendly man found the contents of my wallet in the alley behind Walgreen’s. You weren’t even smart enough to dump it in a dumpster or anything? Also, you used my card in Kmart and 7-11, both which have cameras and are willing to help track you down. There’s also a chance that you bought GAS. You know what that means? They video tape every car that comes in and we can find your license plate and car! One step further, you used it online. We can also track your IP address and find out where you used my card through that. YOU’RE REALLY AN IDIOT! AND YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG PERSON!
I swear, I will find you and make you pay for this. Even if I have to track you down myself!
ASSHOLE!
Days 25-28: Scenery, Something You Don’t Like, Someone You Love, Anything You’d Like.
Scenery: Peaceful lake with a bench to just sit and relax
Something You Don’t Like: Spicy things like peppers
Someone You Love: I couldn’t pick one, and I don’t like drawing people so I wrote names. Yes, I am on that page because I love myself. :)
Anything You’d Like: I’d like to live happily ever after, but I don’t need the carriage riding off into the sunset. :D
